"I’ve always wanted to do action movies. I’m a huge Indiana Jones fan. And now I know firsthand that if a stunt coordinator offers you a pad to wear or land on, you take the pad. I throw my body around like a rag doll!"
its 2015 and everyone still hates me
just planning ahead
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
b u t y o u ’ r e d e a d
i keep forgetting that’s a grown man
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second