deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
homurica: urbancatfitters: no no no no no no no no no no no no no the circle of life
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
awklicious: i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips
What sort of Youtube videos do people like to watch?
professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
youmeatsixual: one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
me: reads fanfic.
otp: "i love you."
me: mutant noise
me: strokes screen
me: drops laptop
me: rolls off of bed
me: rolls into space
k-lionheart: fortuna394: riveralwaysknew: can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him. SON OF A BITCH
kissmycatastrophe: buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there. I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.